CaptainFantastic commented on Sarcastro's Iron Curtain Call

"Sarcastro for VP!!1!"

CaptainFantastic commented on As Gymnasts Begin Multiplying, Scrunchie Store Employees Brace Themselves

"And why are they all from former Soviet states?"

CaptainFantastic commented on Never Gonna Let You Down

"@Unfun: I liked it the first way."

CaptainFantastic commented on American Apparel Ad Spoofer Strikes The Heart Of The Beast

"What, AA can't get Jerry Seinfeld to model their lame(e') leggings?"

CaptainFantastic commented on Sensationalism

"@JoshBrolin: Mutliple tix with the same numbers only help if you have to share the pot; then you get a bigger piece of the pie."

CaptainFantastic commented on The Problem Of Work Oversharing

"@overunderover: I was!"

CaptainFantastic commented on Sassy Librarian Fired for Exposing Seedy Underbelly of Library Patrons

"@Aaron Altman: Sure!"

CaptainFantastic commented on Murdoch Paper Breaks Veep News!

"Well, dudes named Chet can't be labeled elitist."

CaptainFantastic commented on Help This Bisexual Woman Find the New York Times-Reading, Not Overweight, Sceney Lady of Her Dreams

"Fess up, how many of you have found this on craiglist and replied, "Wuz up Mami." Also, collegecallgirl, I would answer that ad."

CaptainFantastic commented on Sassy Librarian Fired for Exposing Seedy Underbelly of Library Patrons

"Also, I hope to be some sort of non-threatening library weirdo in my twilight years."

CaptainFantastic commented on Sassy Librarian Fired for Exposing Seedy Underbelly of Library Patrons

"@eXXX: And your not going to tell us any of them?"

CaptainFantastic commented on Failing to Return These Library Books Will Get You Arrested

"@Unfun: Because she got arrested for having library books out too long?"

CaptainFantastic commented on Failing to Return These Library Books Will Get You Arrested

"@scroll_lock: Semi-crazed is right, but that runaway bride was fully-crazed."

CaptainFantastic commented on The Problem Of Work Oversharing

"I had a Haro bike once."

CaptainFantastic commented on Failing to Return These Library Books Will Get You Arrested

"I'd argue she was providing a public service."

CaptainFantastic commented on Failing to Return These Library Books Will Get You Arrested

"Sheila, checking her handcuffs for "proper fit and tightness" is code for: sleazy city jail guard copped a feel of her backside."

CaptainFantastic commented on Women Without Hats

"Women somehow exit local Jack In The Box with no taco sauce on their shirts."

CaptainFantastic commented on Vice Demands Cooler Letters

"Will they take emailed .pdfs of letters?"