crotchety commented on Annoying "Typo Vigilantes" Get Busted Like They Deserve

"@restoration_rake: You know, how "sex" turned into "gender" and "good" turned into "well"?"

crotchety commented on Annoying "Typo Vigilantes" Get Busted Like They Deserve

"@restoration_rake: You think?"

crotchety commented on Jared Paul Stern, A Manhattan Media Tragedy

"@ShitloadOfDimes: More often it's because they can't recall their wife's name and "Sweetyface" gets them so much more than "Whatsername"."

crotchety commented on Why Can't High Schools Ban Catcher In The Rye Already?

"@scroll_lock: CofD rules."

crotchety commented on Are You the Worker Who Jammed the Pen in the Copy Machine?

"@Sproing: [www.kare11.com]"

crotchety commented on Why Can't High Schools Ban Catcher In The Rye Already?

"All through high school I kept thinking I'd be assigned CitR but never was."

crotchety commented on The Obama Attack Ad That Doesn't Need the MSM

"I watched the ad, and I don't get their point."

crotchety commented on The Movie Crew On Tucker Max: "Prick"

"@Sarcastro: I have to fight my cat away from my beer and it doesn't matter where I set it."

crotchety commented on Kathie Lee Gifford Imitates Al Roker Imitating Chinese Person, Adds Helpful Squinting Gesture!

"@first2letters: Probably right about Al, but she didn't have to repeat it."

crotchety commented on The Movie Crew On Tucker Max: "Prick"

"@fuddes: You may want to check the Tucker Max dossier."

crotchety commented on Kathie Lee Gifford Imitates Al Roker Imitating Chinese Person, Adds Helpful Squinting Gesture!

"@Christ Sabo: Oops!"

crotchety commented on Kathie Lee Gifford Imitates Al Roker Imitating Chinese Person, Adds Helpful Squinting Gesture!

"I feel like a shit getting on her for her appearance, but her hair, necklace, and dress don't look like they were intended for daytime use."

crotchety commented on Fox News Tries To Fake A Riot

""out of control"?"

crotchety commented on Making China Fat Via The Olympics

"@rayolite: Good point! Maybe the photo is staged."

crotchety commented on "An Extraordinary Nutsnack"

"Getting all those varied nuts to domino like that was the easy part of creating this ad."

crotchety commented on Minority Report-Style Ads Coming To Life

"@viciouslies: Or the reverse could happen."

crotchety commented on Obvious Connections Need Not Always Be Made

"I just Google imaged her and saw no resemblance to any sort of rodent."

crotchety commented on Obvious Connections Need Not Always Be Made

"I can't can't can't click on a TMZ link ever."