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"Perhaps I'm speaking only for the childless among us, but does anyone really want to see photos of ANYBODY'S new baby?"

ohmygiddyaunt commented on The Few Celebrities Who Wouldn't Sell Pictures of Their Kids

"Actually, SJP went the Princess Diana route, posing with her hubby & spawn on the hospital steps, correctly predicting that if everybody had the picture, nobody would want it."

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"Bob was a lot more fun back then, before he started 12-stepping with the rest of the hoi-polloi"

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"Well, at least, his shrink is getting his jollies off, making the poor schlub suck on a helium balloon while nattering on about his friendless childhood."

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"Buy this dog."

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"Maybe Bette Midler should take a whack at her."

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"Oh no he diddy'nt!"

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"Doesn't Oprah have ALL the money anyway?"

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"Tom Cruise + Paris Hilton - Child 44 = A bug-eyed book reviewer whose critical acumen matches her pronunciation skills."