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  • #altarcations

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: In Which Will Ferrell Photobombs the NYT's Weddings

    Once it hits your lips, Altarcations are so good. Phyllis Nefler will drink the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations milkshake beerbong like it's nobody's business, especially when it's got good guest stars like this week's. Tell 'em what's up, Nef: More »
    12/20/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
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    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Super Special Awesome Crazy Vacation Vows Gallery Edition.

    Gawker Weddings Expert Phyllis Nefler's on vacation, and I'm forcing her to file today, because it's late and Angela Merkel has yet to get facepunched. NYT's Weddings & Celebrations, we're taking you on this week together, gallery style. More »
    12/13/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler & Foster Kamer
  • #altarcations

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: In Which Destiny Aligns Us with the Vows Section

    Don't think you're ever getting married? You probably won't, you jaded prick/insecure pansy. You think marriage is "outdated," right? Talk to the Phyllis Nefler about "progressive" as she explains the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations connection with fighting the alien threat. More »
    12/06/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
  • #altarcations

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Star Trek Weddings On Thanksgiving Weekend? Live Long and Prenup!

    Don't mistake a tryptophan coma for Phyllis Nefler's mellow; Thanksgiving weekend involves sitting in Mama Nefler's basement and packing a round of the NYT Weddings & Celebrations. This week: Trekkies, West Wing fans, and Scopes Monkey celebrities. More »
    11/29/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
  • #altarcations

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Gawker Weddings Get All Gangsta

    Awww yeeeah. Did you know people are rapping at weddings? You KNOW what this means. Phyllis Nefler's gonna throw down on some sick rhymes over Robert Woletz-produced beat of the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations. Let the beat build, Phyllis: More »
    11/22/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
  • #altarcations

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Gawker Weddings and Their First Wedding Conspiracy Trend

    If love is a battlefield, and weddings are your infantry missions, Phyllis Nefler is Sherman, burning up the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations. Well, she just earned her Downfall meme: we've found our first weddings trend. OOH-RAH, Matrimony Marines. More »
    11/15/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
  • #altarcations

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling

    ChiChi! Joo got the yayo, mane? No boss, we got something better. The addictive shit that is the uncut NYT Weddings & Celebrations section. Our pusherman? Phyllis Nefler, moving mad weight weekly, who dips into the product just for you. More »
    11/08/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
  • #altarcations

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: When Your Wedding Makes the 'Off' Weekend

    You'll have to excuse Weddings Expert Phyllis Nefler for feeling a little ghoulish today. Like war, the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations breaks for no holiday, including the Tet Offensive of hangovers, but The Vows must go on. They always do. More »
    11/01/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
  • #altarcations

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Ultimate Altarcations Gets Under Jared and Ivanka's Chuppah

    You knew this was coming. Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump are getting married today. They got covered in the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations pages. This is what happens when you pitch Weddings Expert Phyllis Nefler a fastball down the middle: More »
    10/25/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
  • #altarcations

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Feminism's Fallen to Talking Points, But Not White Dresses

    Every week, Phyllis Nefler scores the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations pages for the various Times-reading women and gay men who need their own special version of sabermetrics, and the straight men like me who deny reading them. These are Altarcations. More »
    10/18/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
  • #cults

    Moon's Last Mass Wedding a Success, Moonie Times Says

    If you didn't get married to someone you don't know in a sea of 20,000 cult members yesterday, you may have missed your chance. It looks like the Reverend Sun Myung Moon has performed his final mass wedding. More »
    10/14/09
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    By Pareene
  • #scandal

    Todd English's Cold Feet Wedding Scandal: Prenups, Press Plays, and Domestic Abuse

    Last week, we reported on celebrity chef Todd English ditching his bride at the altar, and the bridal party spinning their story to the Post. Forget the "maybe." It was total spin, to prepare for battle: pre-nups and abuse allegations. More »
    10/11/09
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    By Foster Kamer
  • #altarcations

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: The Kerry/Dubya Rivalry, Extended

    Do you remember the bloody battle between Dubya and Kerry? Phyllis Nefler does. So do the NYT's bitchy Weddings & Celebrations editors, who love a juicy broadsheet when they can make one. The battle royale continues. Also, look: meerkats! More »
    10/11/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
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    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Of Mustache Rides and Moneyed Marriage

    Altarcations are birthing friendships from our loins. Wonder if Phyllis Nefler will help this week's NYT Weddings & Celebrations elite fraternize over love of pervy facial hair and difficulties paying for pricey gay marriages. Bonds: we make them happen. More »
    10/04/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
  • #weddings

    Bridal Party Spin on Celeb Chef Todd English's Bride-Stiffing, Cold-Footed "No-Show" at the Altar

    Last night, we hear that celebrity chef Todd English stood up his bride-to-be at the altar, has been in Florida the last three days, and was never going to show. This morning, the New York Post runs the story. How? More »
    10/04/09
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    By Foster Kamer
  • #onemorething

    Saturday Night Special

    Well, that was an interesting day. Jews! They're having identity issues, they're having sex scandals, they're having stomach aches, they're having a holiday with something called an "etrog" and a DIY beer cave. It's called Sukkot, and it starts today. More »
    10/03/09
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    By Foster Kamer
  • #altarcations

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Consider the Doorman

    Lots of people who thought they were marrying into money: screwed. People like Phyllis Nefler, who will marry into awesomeness: better off. In this week's NYT's Weddings & Celebrations, a few people actually do that. But remember: Harvard. Always. Wins. More »
    09/27/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
  • #altarcations

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Let Them Eat Brooklyn Hipster Cake Toppers

    Phyllis Nefler eats lots of cake, emotionally and otherwise. She's yet to meet her dream cake—which probably comes from B.C. and rhymes with "shmooberry sush"—but it's out there. NYT's Weddings & Celebrations, help us find it. More »
    09/20/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
  • #altarcations

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Old People Like To Do It, Too

    Gawker Weekend's Wedding Maven, Phyllis Nefler, please, tell us: will we have to wait until we're old and wrinkly to find matrimonial bliss? The NYT's Nilla Section Weddings & Celebrations seems to think so. Depends, off, biological clocks, on. More »
    09/13/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
  • #altarcations

    Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Creative Types' Weddings War Over Ivy-Strewn Battlegrounds

    The NYT Weddings & Celebrations are a place for the hoi polloi to GTFO, not for artsy-fartsies "making" things other than Exeter-bound offspring and family mergers. Phyllis Nefler investigates the recent rash of ridiculousness: let those fuckers eat wedding cake! More »
    09/06/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
  • #altarcations

    New York Times Needs to Stop Messing with Psychotic Wedding Fetishists, Now

    WTF? The New York Times made a huge "teachable moment" in this weekend's weddings, and we got tipped off to it! Phyllis Nefler, who polices the mean streets of the Weddings & Celebrations, is on the case. Sick 'em, Phyllis. More »
    08/23/09
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    By Phyllis Nefler
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